So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
(via sabanoodles)
So my friend’s dog died and she lives in New York City and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didn’t want to say a dead dog so she SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN.
(via seaglassandsass)
the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
(via seaglassandsass)
Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.
We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.
This is the best. Smiled the whole time at how damn adorable they both are together and separately.
This is adorable! I can’t stop smiling<3
I love them so much omg
You think it can’t get any better and THEN THE GIRL’S TURN HAPPENS.
(Source: hellyeahscarleteen, via vivalaausten)
NO
YES
do you ever just stop and look at a post and realize that these are actual people, doing actual things in actual places,
like your neighbor could be in their house right now, putting panty hose on their dog or making a cosplay or dancing around in a horse mask to put on a website for other actual people in other actual places to enjoy,
think i just blew my own mind,
GOD DAMMIT. I AM 58361836% DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE.
(via jon-chu)
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
(via orderofthegleek)
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
(via ninjasgomew)
Look at that smug motherfucker. He’s the happiest damn thing on this planet.
(Source: morningsurf, via fluffyismyname)
the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared
(via imbusydreaming)
